All My Employees Are Ghosts, and They Work Themselves to the Bone

Reporter: We're reporting Su Bai's company for making employees work around the clock, disrespecting them, and treating them like they're not human.

Su Bai: Are you kidding? Treating them like people would be the biggest insult of all.

Reporter: We're reporting Su Bai's company for not paying its employees.

Su Bai: They turned the money down themselves. How is that my fault?

Competitor: We're reporting Su Bai for wrecking the market by giving away his products for free.

Su Bai: I feel like it, so I'm going to crush you all with my prices. What are you going to do about it?

A job posting appears in the underworld:

A major company in the human world is hiring ten million applicants to build engines for new-energy vehicles. Successful applicants will receive generous benefits, including a chance to be reborn into a good family. Outstanding performers may even be reborn as immortals.

The King of Hell looks like he might cry: Stop hiring! There won't be any ghosts left in the underworld at this rate.

Su Bai's motto is simple: Every extra deal means one fewer evil ghost.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.