Dai Xiaomei Is Stunned: I Helped You Transform the Desert?

Su Bai transmigrates to an unfamiliar world, where he must create a desert world.

Su Bai goes to a forum to ask for help.

Dai Xiaomei sees his post and assumes he is just bragging. Pretending to be a Creation God, she gives Su Bai some pointers.

Su Bai: How should I create a world when it starts out as a desert?

Dai Xiaomei: First, change the soil. Then create a water source, and use divine power to make plants grow and form an oasis.

Su Bai: I don't have enough divine power. How can I replenish it?

Dai Xiaomei: I can teach you yoga... the Eighteen Breathing Techniques, to help you cultivate and recover.

Su Bai: The five-clawed golden dragon I just created has stopped eating and keeps spitting up milk. What should I do?

Dai Xiaomei: That's easy. Grab a slipper and smack the little brat. Keep hitting it until it stops spitting up.

When Dai Xiaomei sees the oasis in the desert, and realizes that the Eighteen Yoga Techniques she taught can actually help someone cultivate, she watches Su Bai fly over to her on the back of a five-clawed golden dragon.

Only then does she realize that all of this is real.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.