From the Start, My Phone Rings as Daimei Calls the Police Right in Front of Me

Li Mo is filming a video to help promote rural life when he unexpectedly runs into Dai Xiaomei, who is livestreaming.

Li Mo looks at an elderly villager. "Have I ever threatened you?"

Dai Xiaomei: "This guy is awful. He's definitely the village bully!"

She takes out her phone to call the police, but the next second Li Mo's phone rings. Li Mo asks, "Were you the one who called the police?"

From then on, the livestream takes a completely different turn.

"The old folks say you shouldn't stand under a coconut tree on a windy day, or else... smack!"

"This chicken won't behave. Get the fire going, hurry!"

"This fish won't bite and just likes to tease you. You can't let it get away with that!"

Dai Xiaomei watches and exclaims, "Uncle Mo, I want to join your gang... I mean, your team!"

Until one day, a gang of criminals unexpectedly shows up in the countryside.

Li Mo puts his mask back on and says, "Load the magazines. Heads up, this isn't a drill!"

Netizens: Holy crap, you're Special Police Officer Mo!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.