Reborn as a Yellow Weasel: I Ask Dai Xiaomei to Grant Me a Title from the Start!

However, there's a serious problem: if Wong Tai Sin asks you for blessings, it's best not to speak. The more forceful your words, the more you'll lose in terms of luck and lifespan, potentially even leading to death.

I met a weasel spirit who stood up and asked me, "Fellow villager, do I look like a hook or an egg?" How should I answer him? I'm in a hurry!

To be honest, I find Dai Mei's face awkward to watch; it looks really strange. I don't know why so many people like watching her. She's probably just average-looking. Zhou Jie is alright, at least her face looks normal.

I've seen a lot of posts about bringing younger women along. Are there any real-life examples of this?

Personally, I think Sister Zhou is prettier.

This is ridiculous! Listening to an audiobook turned into a full subscription, and all my money is gone!

The weasel seeks recognition; if it resembles a human, it will become an immortal. The person who makes this claim will bear the sins of the weasel; if it doesn't resemble a human, the weasel will retaliate. It pleases neither side, yet it still writes this book.

Why is it all the lately about girls playing with younger sisters, or Zhou Jie, the Demon King, and Fu Tuan? Aren't those more appealing?

When the pig goes to Japan, he has to pee in the toilet. Please don't use lightning to strike the toilet, the Emperor's residence, or the Prime Minister's house where people worship at the toilet. Don't let the ghosts or monsters there go! Let them go! Go away! (I'm saying this three times because it's important.)

This is the first time I've seen such a positive message about asking for blessings. Before, it was always the other way around: they'd say it's a friendly gesture, using your good fortune and luck as a cost; or they'd say it's a malicious gesture, like they'd eat you alive.