You Wouldn’t Listen When I Told You to Cremate Him, Now the Corpse Has Come Back to Ask Me for Help

After transmigrating to a parallel world, Jiang Hao was watching the news when he accidentally noticed that a corpse in the report was about to rise from the dead.

Out of kindness, Jiang Hao used the livestream comments to warn them to cremate the body immediately. Otherwise, dealing with a reanimated corpse would be a real headache.

His comment sparked a wave of ridicule across the internet.

This is a scientific society, and you expect us to believe in corpses coming back to life?

But the very next moment, the dead corpse slowly opened its eyes, stood up, and attacked the living. While everyone panicked, they remembered Jiang Hao.

"Master, how do we deal with a corpse?"

From then on, Jiang Hao roamed all kinds of livestreams, offering his expert advice.

"Your 749 only has rifles and cannons? You don't have any extraordinary people?"

"There's a guy called Zhang Qilin who's great at dealing with ghosts and monsters. He lives in Yucun. Go recruit him!"

"Wang Ye, is your brain broken? You can't even use the Kun character of the Fenghou Qimen properly? Let me teach you!"

It wasn't until the very end that everyone at 749 discovered in terror that the ultimate move they were so proud of was just Jiang Hao's basic attack!

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This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.