I Told You to Break Up, But You Wouldn't Listen. Now You've Been Cheated On!

"Two hundred thousand just to ask about my marriage prospects? Why don't you go rob someone?" a young man said incredulously.

"It's a matter of mutual consent. Listen if you want to, it's up to you!" Lin Li said, shrugging helplessly.

"Hmph! Kid, I'm exposing you as a fake master today. If you can't explain yourself, I'll smash up your shop!" The young man reluctantly paid the 200,000-yuan divination fee.

"Take my advice: marriage is too complicated for you to handle. You'd better break up as soon as possible!" Lin Li kindly warned him.

"Don't stop me! I'm smashing this fake master's shop right now." The young man stormed out, cursing.

Two months later, the young man, now sporting a green prairie atop his head, came looking for Lin Li. In tears, he said, "Master Lin, I was blind to your greatness. Please, tell me what I should do from now on!"

Lin Li stared at him for a long while, then asked timidly, "Sorry, who are you?"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.