Please, I'm Really Not the Big Bad!

Lin Yuan transmigrated to another world and was bound to an unknown, utterly useless System.

To stay alive, Lin Yuan first disguised himself as a eunuch, then went so far as to assassinate the sixth prince of the reigning dynasty.

When he met the empress dowager of the dynasty, he was so stunned that he stood out from the crowd and didn't kneel!

Fortunately, the empress dowager was in a good mood that day.

The empress dowager flicked her sleeve. "Tell me, why didn't you kneel when you saw me?"

Lin Yuan had no choice but to make something up: "It was my first time meeting Your Majesty, and I felt an instant sense of closeness. Your Majesty is so breathtakingly beautiful, just like a heavenly fairy. I... I was spellbound."

"So, for a moment, I forgot to kneel."

"If beauty is a sin, then I'd rather keep sinning."

After Lin Yuan escaped with his life, he discovered that the emperor wasn't the empress dowager's son at all, because the empress dowager was still a virgin.

Damn, this is so damn good!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate it.