Empress Dowager, Please Behave. I Really Don't Want to Be Emperor

Lin Yuan transmigrated to another world and became bound to an unknown, infuriating System.

To stay alive, Lin Yuan first disguised himself as a eunuch, then went so far as to stab the reigning emperor's Sixth Prince to death.

When he met the Empress Dowager of the dynasty, he was so stunned that he stood out like a crane among chickens and forgot to kneel!

Fortunately, the Empress Dowager was in a good mood that day.

The Empress Dowager flicked her sleeve. "Answer me: why didn't you kneel when you saw me?"

Lin Yuan had no choice but to make up an excuse on the spot. "When I first saw Your Majesty, I felt an immediate sense of closeness.

Your Majesty is so breathtakingly beautiful, just like a celestial maiden. I... I was completely mesmerized.

So for a moment, I actually forgot to kneel.

If beauty is a crime, then I would gladly commit it again and again."

After narrowly escaping death, Lin Yuan discovered that the emperor wasn't the Empress Dowager's son at all, because the Empress Dowager was still a virgin.

Damn, this is so freaking good!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.