The Cthulhu Mythos Has Arrived: I Choose to Promote Ancient Chinese Martial Arts

After transmigrating and being reborn, he starts off with a bizarre physical disability: he's missing part of his brain.

Wu Chen panics a little. "Can I even live like this?"

The Host has obtained their first Guardian, Long Bixia.

A beautiful woman by his side?

Why didn't you say so earlier? Forget being brain-damaged, I could live with missing an arm or a leg.

I can die without regrets!

Taking care of the factory beauty's *? That's absolutely not something Wu Chen ever did.

You talked with Auntie for an hour. Guardian EXP +10, Affinity +5.

"Auntie, Guo'er is in the past now. From here on out, you only have Chen'er."

"It's just that Chen'er is brain-damaged, so Auntie will have to be an organ remover."

With Auntie by his side, even Cthulhu monsters make for beautiful scenery and a perfect day.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.