The Thing About My Phone Having a Mind of Its Own

Xu Feng never imagined that one day,

his phone would actually start thinking for itself.

"Your goddess called late at night. I rejected the call for you."

"You just got paid, so I bought myself a phone case online."

"You got a scam text. I helped you hack the scam ring's database."

"Damn, you dare use me to watch indecent movies? Get out of there right now, or I'll force the video to play and crank the volume all the way up."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.