My Years as a Ghostly Errand Boy

From the moment I woke up, I found myself in the Underworld. The man standing before me told me to follow him and work as a waiter in his hotel, a job also known as a floor attendant. In my bewilderment, I agreed, and ended up doing it for nearly ten thousand years.

Over those ten thousand years, as the only waiter at the Underworld's one and only hotel, I encountered all kinds of bizarre happenings: the private affairs of wealthy ghosts, the Underworld's closely guarded secrets, mysterious experts wreaking havoc in the Underworld, and much more.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.