Ridiculous! A Bunch of Worthless Nobodies Think They Can Punish Me

At Longke University's inauguration ceremony.

Reporter: "President Li, with 27 years of experience, are you qualified to serve as president of Longke University?"

Li Cong: "More than qualified!"

Reporter: "I looked into your background. In your 27-year academic and research career, you haven't published a single paper or produced any research results. What gives you the confidence to serve as president?"

Li Cong: "You're not qualified to know about my research! No journal in the world is qualified to publish my papers!"

Foreign reporter: "President Li, the Lighthouse Nation, the Maple Leaf Nation, and other countries have imposed comprehensive sanctions on Longke University. What do you have to say?"

Li Cong: "Ridiculous! A bunch of good-for-nothings think they can sanction Longke University? They don't know their own limits!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.