Longmen Escort Agency: My Martial Arts Keep Causing Trouble

"The Host's regular routine has made the Bull's Strength Art progress at lightning speed!"

"The Host used cheesy pickup lines to flirt with a girl, getting the Nine Shadow Spiral so excited that it reached the Minor Mastery stage!"

"The Nine Yin Divine Claw heard the Host cursing and immediately advanced to the Minor Mastery stage!"

"The Golden Snake Entwining Silk Hand and the Tiger Claw Hand got into a fight! The Tiger Claw Hand was beaten black and blue, fell into low spirits, and made no progress!"

"The Toad Skill fell in love with the Black Tortoise True Art, worked hard to improve, and evolved into the Golden Toad Breathing Art!"

"The Nine Yin Divine Claw and the Oracle Bone Dragon Claw had a passionate night together, merging into the Qilin Divine Claw!"

"The Tiger Claw Hand has had a crush on the Qilin Divine Claw for a long time and wants to... Please see that justice is done, Host!"

After transmigrating into a comprehensive martial arts world dominated by the Dragon Gate Escort Agency, Lu Yan, also known as Lu Sanhuo, gets a System. His martial arts undergo strange changes, and he causes trouble every day.

Faced with one master after another arriving on the scene, Lu Yan struggles to deal with them amid utter chaos, eventually rising to the peak.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual events or people is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.