Siheyuan: My Newlywed Wife Stabs Me from the Start!

Reborn in a Beijing courtyard, born into a family of traditional Chinese medicine practitioners.

From the start, his newlywed wife stabs him!

Chen Yu soon discovers the joys of falling in love after getting married.

"Wow, Jia Zhangshi, you're not dead? If you're still alive, get up and keep arguing with me. Let's fight until dawn!"

"You're here, Silly Zhu? What do you want me to insult you about today? Go ahead, say it!"

"What, you want to hit me? Come on, aim right here. Honey, let's go buy a bicycle tomorrow!"

"Stick Thief Banggeng, come here! I've got a freshly brewed poison waiting for you. This world is just too boring!"

Chen Qi doesn't know why other transmigrators don't want to deal with the scoundrels when they arrive in the courtyard.

But to Chen Qi, they're one of the few sources of entertainment in this boring world!

I can't lift a thing or carry a load. Touch me and I get hurt, lay a hand on me and you die!

Strike first, shamelessness is invincible, the strongest king!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.