This Ophiuchus Is a Little Strange

Hades, Lord of the Underworld, commands the heavens and earth with his overwhelming might. Poseidon, God of the Sea, reigns supreme across the cosmos, and the twelve seats under Athena, Goddess of War, are all occupied by formidable fighters. But why have they all turned into girls? Is this a distortion of human nature, or a decline in morality? Odysseus, reborn as the Ophiuchus Gold Saint, has no wish to answer. He just wants to quietly head down to the docks and grab some fries. After all, he's just an utterly ordinary "average guy." Surely he couldn't possibly get involved with a frail beauty, a villainous young lady, a scheming yandere childhood friend... right? Impossible. Absolutely impossible! (He's sure of it.)