Malfoy Can't Possibly Be a Girl

Dranya Malfoy always thought there was nothing wrong with her life. Pure-blood, Slytherin, wealthy family, loving parents: everything was perfectly normal, except that Potter was a little annoying. Then one morning, she woke up in the Slytherin boys' dormitory. Goyle and Crabbe: "Who are you?" Pansy: "Do we know each other?" Snape: "The Malfoys have no daughter." Lucius: "Where’s my son?!" Dranya: "...?" Wait a minute. Did you all get something wrong? I’ve always been the Malfoy family’s only child!