Genshin Impact: I Fed Her Plain Rice, and Fontaine Sentenced Me to Death

I transmigrated and landed next to a palm-sized whale girl. She doesn't eat or talk, and even after she eats, she doesn't speak in human language. Everything she says is incomprehensible to me. One grain of rice buys one word, and a bowl of rice gets you four thousand words. If she runs out of food, she goes mute; if she's mute for three days, she forgets things. Even when she forgets, she still recognizes me. She just can't remember what we've done together. She can do accounts, find her way around, and recite conquest guides, speaking with great authority. All her ideas sound reasonable, but each one comes with its own pitfalls once put into practice. In Mondstadt, she told me to pass three rumors to the people most eager to throw a punch. That night, the Knights rounded up half a street. In Liyue, she repackaged health-preserving tai chi as an adeptal wellness method, and the whole city practiced it for three months. In Inazuma, the Arataki Gang took me for a martial arts master. I was knocked down in three moves, and they said I'd gone easy on them. Five years, five nations, five shops. Before I could open the sixth, I was already in a Fontaine prison. My crime: secretly keeping the All-Devouring Narwhal. The maximum sentence is death. Everyone in court knows she probably isn't the All-Devouring Narwhal, but no one dares speak first. Whoever speaks first will be held responsible. The whole city is waiting for a verdict. Only I know she hasn't eaten today.