Mushoku Tensei: I’m Really Not Into Blue-Haired Girls

My name is Qin Xiaobai. I'm just an ordinary otaku who loves anime and novels, with a large inheritance and a boring life. But then, an accident? I was standing at an intersection without moving, yet a semi-truck came straight at me. I narrowly dodged it, only to get hit by another car!...

Qin Xiaobai: "The Human God? Just another nobody on the roadside."

Qin Xiaobai: "Water God Style? Talking trash? Just another nobody on the roadside."

Qin Xiaobai: "North God Style? The North God Style these days is just another nobody on the roadside."

Qin Xiaobai: "Dragon God? Just another... Hmm... I don't have the power to destroy the whole continent yet. Better keep growing."

The Human God? I thought you were a speed bump. Take it up with my sword.

I'm doing my best to live, too.

If I'm trying this hard, how come there are still people alive?