A Corporate Drone in the Land of Light, but I Hold the TV Script

Ultraman Max, a newly recruited corporate drone from the Land of Light... one civilization observer, but... he's got all the intel from the Ultraman TV series in his hands!

Daigo: You mean there's a giant sea conch under the Pacific, and before long it's going to pop out and destroy the world?

Everyone in the Night Raiders: You mean the Unknown Hand is hiding inside TLT, ready to pull a huge surprise attack on us at the last moment?

Father of Ultra, during the Great Ultra War: What do you mean my brother will turn evil in the future?

Meanwhile, an alien was livestreaming just outside the Land of Light: "As everyone knows, security in the Land of Light is practically nonexistent. Look, the Dark Emperor and the Absolutians just barged right in without any trouble... What's that?"

Alien Empera and the Gold Man had barely stepped into the Land of Light when a lightsaber measured in light-years came crashing down on them!

Alien Empera and the Gold Man: ?!!!

Belial, whose attempt to turn evil had failed, was watching the show and snacking: "Ohoho, that's nasty."

Ultraman Max: "Kids, want to try my black lightsaber?"