I Am Determined, So My Teammates Won't Put Me on Trial as a Witch

Hiro: What, can't hit me?

Sherry: Haha! Yiliwala!

Witch: Don't go... Christ!

Frisk: I seriously can't with you guys. Weren't teammates supposed to help each other? How the hell did you destroy the world?

Gaster: Sorry we don't know much about history and environmental science, you singularities.

The Particles: Anyone here know Date A Live?

Frisk: (Guan Yu song.mp4)

Sans: Yo, long time no see.

Frisk: Maji ga?

Sans: Genki, bouncy, and full of life! The reason you lost is that you didn't smash my brain to pieces, so my will could keep driving my body and restore my soul!

Frisk: Lost? The battle's only just begun! Domain Expansion! "Undertale"!

Frisk: Patch it up! This is a self-indulgent story based on a prophecy about the divine will of UT and DR, and the Black Blade Howling Knight. The description doesn't match the story. I'll do my best to make it understandable even for people who haven't played the original.