I Told You, This Doesn't Count as Cultivating Immortality!

System: "Kid, do you want to cultivate immortality?"

Kid: "Who wouldn't want to cultivate immortality, live forever, and split the heavens and earth with a wave of their hand?"

System: "Bro, I've just got a few wisps of spiritual energy, and they're going cheap! Hurry up and complete missions, then trade in your sauciness points."

The corner of the kid's mouth twitched. "That's illegal. Come on, you're coming with me to turn yourself in!"

Watching Xiao Xiu laze around in her cave dwelling in broad daylight, scrolling through short videos, his senior sister couldn't help shouting, "I've told you already, this isn't cultivation!"

[Absurdity] + [Meme references] + [Snark] + [Nonsense]