That's Just How Another Worlds Are

Mage: "Whoa, a treasure from the Previous Era! Hero-summoning magic!"

Mage: "It’s incomplete and hard to understand, but those are minor problems. Let’s do a hundred pulls!"

I transmigrated. This world has knights, magic, and dragons, so it looks like a sword-and-sorcery fantasy. Although I ran into the bane of Earth and a dress-up doll here, there shouldn’t be any major problems. I’ll become an adventurer and start fighting monsters.

Until...

Why does someone’s talent involve restoring mana through OO?

Why does the Big Shroom’s personality turn OO after it takes the wrong medicine?

Why is the Divine Tongue cursed by a succubus so that it can only eat certain foods?

This isn’t how a sword-and-sorcery fantasy world is supposed to be!

I should form an adventuring party with elves, dwarves, and beast-eared girls. We’ll take quests from the Adventurers’ Guild and fight goblins together, then team up to explore dungeons. After all kinds of adventures, the Demon King will appear and a great crisis threatening to destroy the world will break out. I’ll lead my party all the way into the Demon King’s castle, trigger a flashback during our decisive battle, and finally defeat the Demon King after a hard-fought struggle. We’ll return home in triumph and receive accolades as a team. With everyone’s blessings, I’ll marry the Saintess, have children, and become a legend.

What kind of weird plot is that? A sword-and-sorcery fantasy world isn’t supposed to be like this! I refuse to accept it!