Band Girls, Conquer Them All!

God among gods, even without the "mygo" skin, she's still a top-tier scumbag.

The character development in this book is truly unique. The meticulous design and concentrated explosions targeting the characters' weaknesses and flaws drive the deterioration and distortion of their relationships. Like the story of the hostage falling in love with the kidnapper, it's absurd and twisted, yet realistically believable. The ability to write with such detail speaks volumes about Hakeem Olajuwon's truly remarkable life experiences. Furthermore, the plot's pacing and tension have been consistently high so far. While this book is clearly not a typical sweet harem romance that requires multiple subplots, the fact that it manages to explain and advance a plot in just 140,000 words—a feat that other books might struggle to achieve even with two or three times the word count—truly makes this book worthy of being a top-tier bestseller.

This book is a hands-on guide! Each heroine has a unique conquest process, atmosphere, and way of winning her over. While striving to be as faithful as possible to the original work (especially the first season), it reliably depicts the conquest process and the establishment and maintenance of the harem, aiming to be young people's first harem guide (though hopefully it really will...)! This book may not necessarily help you with your first relationship, but after reading it, it might inspire your second to tenth relationships!

This is an amazing book by a phenomenal author—absurd, magical, melancholic, and somewhat depressing. The last book that gave me this feeling on CWM was *Under the Fried Snow*. I wish the author a smooth completion of the book. Also, is there any way to save the chapters that haven't passed the review?

I spent a whole day and night reading this book, and I must admit, it's the most moving piece of literature I've read in years. I can't describe the feeling in words. Reading this book felt like stepping back in time to the first time I climbed a mountain and witnessed that beautiful sunrise, the awe I felt. Or perhaps it was like walking along the South China Sea coast, watching the sun slowly rise on the other side of the ocean, the waves crashing against my body—that feeling of extreme comfort, extreme beauty, and extreme reluctance to let go of that fleeting, beautiful scene. As I read the words, witnessing the characters' joys and sorrows, their anxieties, struggles, pain, tears, and passionate love, I felt my own brain tremble. I laughed, I cried, and I didn't understand why my emotions fluctuated so intensely, as if I were part of the story, experiencing it all firsthand. In fact, I couldn't grasp many of the theories presented in the book, and perhaps I was relieved, or perhaps saddened, that I couldn't understand them. Maybe I'm too young, and my experiences too limited. The characters in this book are so well-developed; both the protagonist and the girls are so three-dimensional, so real, that you can't simply see them as fictional characters. I love this book, I love the intense, almost obsessive love within it, I love the burning passion that could consume the world, and I love the boys and girls who love each other. I haven't felt this way in a very long time, or rather, I seem to have never experienced this feeling before. Reading this book is probably the best decision I've made in the soon-to-end year of 2025, for myself. May this crazy yet beautiful story reach the end of the sunset and the other side of time. On December 29, 2025, Hedgehog Cat's new reader "Snow Vegetable Brand Stomach Medicine" left a message at the end of a quarter of a century.

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I recently read about female international students and their accompanying mothers on a TV show, and then I thought of this book. Suddenly, the big picture took over my mind, and I felt very sad. Whether it's the male or female lead, they are both twisted by some kind of uncontrollable force and then actively drag others down with them, causing even more people to become twisted. I can only say that the author is really good at writing relationships, but too good at it, which made me uncontrollably think of a few sentences. As the small head stood up, the big head clearly knew that he was falling into depravity and self-destruction. Desire overwhelmed reason, and he had long abandoned the future, freezing his life at around 30 or 40 years old. After that, life would be a blank. As the body that maintained the relationship aged, the soul would also collapse. Because they say they love you, they become slaves and give willingly, but in reality they are nothing. But the protagonist is also their slave, and his plans do not include his own future. Even though he is so outstanding now, manipulating and loving everyone, he will never get the love that brings him a sense of security. The joy of dogs, the sorrow of humans. A twisted and heavy love is frozen at the midpoint of life. What will happen after that midpoint? Did I become the ugly person I initially despised and loathed? No, it's more like it's turned into a wild beast. Like wild beasts cuddling, like wild beasts indulging, like wild beasts devouring each other with their love, unrestrained, irrational, and without a future, you and I are rushing headlong toward the end of destruction. Happiness and beauty will never actually come to them, and they will always leave them, but everyone can believe, like a believer, that they are happy and blessed, even if they live in hell. Rather, it is precisely because they live in hell that they are even more convinced of this. People living in a world of beauty and happiness don't deliberately seek out beauty and happiness; what people crave is what they lack most. All the harm was covered up in the name of love. Then everyone revelled and celebrated under the sky. Everyone is happy and blissful, and even those unaware of the situation will believe it without question. However, once they delve deeper into the logic and process behind it, they will feel genuinely uncomfortable and have an urge to vomit. He was in love with them? No. He and the others were hurting each other and taking pleasure in it, feeling that hurting each other was a way of loving each other, which was quite like the demeanor of a Christian—that there is an omnipotent God who loves me, who unconditionally accepts everything about me, and that all the pain and suffering I have experienced is his test, that he is my shepherd, that he is my Lord. So, accept this pain with peace of mind. This is proof that God loves me. But this is not love. If I truly loved you, how could I bear to see you suffer? Let me just vent and express my feelings. It's well-written, but it's really not suitable for some people, like me. However, it was very enlightening for me and made me wary. I must never let it get to my head and must always remain rational and thoughtful to avoid emotional traps.

Character evaluations in Volume 3 (up to chapter 193, and all are personal subjective opinions). 1. Hachiman Kairei She's a feudal patriarch. To put it nicely, she's thinking of the male protagonist; to put it bluntly, she treats everyone else except the male protagonist as less than human. It's really a wonder she came up with the idea of ​​interrogating Chihaya Aine with her superior attitude. She doesn't even realize that the trouble Chihaya Aine and the others are in is all her plan. It's supposed to be about equality, but in reality, she treats herself like a mother, everyone else like daughters-in-law, and the male protagonist like a son. She doesn't care about the thoughts and feelings of the other daughters-in-law at all. She only starts nitpicking if it affects her son. The thoughts, state, and emotional issues of others are completely unimportant. (Ps: If Chihaya Aine hadn't been so kind, she would have exploded that day, and there wouldn't have been any of the subsequent events.) 2. Chihaya Aine No wonder he's a deserter. You were told to feel sorry for the male lead, but the end result is that he has no bottom line for you. Others can be used as a bit of fun, but you're unhappy about this kind of thing. The ritual makes you serious, and the whole thing has become real. You can't even deceive yourself; you're still lying to yourself that you love the male lead, and you can't face the reality. For the male protagonist, all your sacrifices and feelings can be resolved with just a little coaxing. Your self-esteem and love are such simple things to him, nothing special at all. If you admit this, all your emotional investment and physical sacrifices will become particularly degrading, and you can only deceive yourself into believing that you still love each other. The day you choose not to run away will probably be the day you truly separate from the male protagonist (ps: in a relationship that can only hurt yourself, it's better to run away). 3. Shiina Tatsuki A qualified maid, the sisters smell very good. The introduction to Volume 3, with its central distance and central circumference. 4. Takamatsu lamp spiritual practice The spiritual breakthrough is imminent; only the physical cultivation remains. Once the unity of knowledge and action is achieved, and both physical and spiritual cultivation reach perfection, the male protagonist can be guided to Buddhahood. 5. Yao Lena You're amazing for not running away 👍, wilder than a wild beast, stubborn even when faced with danger, like a honey badger. 6. Nagasaki Sase The number one person who prioritizes romance over friendship My bestie is amazing! There's no better friend than this! 😅 7. Toyokawa Shoko Father's love is as solid as a mountain. You should be the father figure, preferably making the male lead spin like a top. Hachiman Kairin's pure doting is something you should do to restrain the male lead, but I don't have high hopes for your actions. 8. Youtian Temple Ruomai comfort zone What a cheeky cat, what a carefree cat. If Chihaya Aine were half as carefree as you, she wouldn't be so sad. But then she wouldn't be herself. 9. Wakaba Mutsumi The subject of personality disorder is ever-changing. The episode where the male lead makes the least effort is purely due to the author's skill. 10. Triangle Hatsune The Masked Life section Learning from the male protagonist's lifestyle, you've got it for life. I feel like going back to Shodoshima to fish would be better for you than staying here. But since you're having such a great time, I wish you all the best, and hope you don't regret it. 11. Sumita Mana Unlucky guy Having a best friend like Miku Miku is a once-in-a-lifetime experience, meeting the male lead is another once-in-a-lifetime experience, but at least it starts with disillusionment, making it a step better than most other stories.

I'm tired of it. This book is just so-so, endlessly rehashing sex, death, and philosophy. It goes to extremes to evoke emotions and sensory stimulation, to the point of being almost depressing. There's not much of a story; it's just a repetitive exercise in how to seduce women, women, women, over and over again, using the guise of a girl band. It had a slight novelty at first, but it became increasingly boring. Focusing so much energy on sex and relationships makes it hard to imagine what else the author has to offer besides women. Overall, it's better than toilet paper, but still not very interesting.

The reviews for The Cat Wedding Theater up to episode 195 are that it's arguably the most nauseating part of the story. It's not a question of whether it's brilliant or not; it's just that it's a bit disgusting. Sister Su has been a legend for a long time, but this time she's caused the most outrageous incident yet. It's something no human could do, the only time she's ever made my skin crawl and caused me physical discomfort. I have no desire left, only nausea. You, Brother Shou, don't seem to be thinking about building a harem. You seem to be devoutly involved in telecom fraud in northern Myanmar and 502. If you really can pull off sexual exploitation, then yes. Initially, the only place where humans could still cosplay was in the mutual benefit of each other, with each willing to give and take. Although there were times when demand was created, this was still the basic logic of humanity. However, once this logic was shaken, the original sainthood became beyond measure. This time, all he did was talk about being responsible, but he had no sense of responsibility whatsoever. He relied on a friend to handle this, but there was nothing he could do. It made me both angry and amused. Dude, I came here for the short stories, not to lower the bar for morality. There's no twisted romance left; it's just pure disgust.