Warhammer: How Did I Become a Butcher's Nails?!
战锤，我怎么成屠夫之钉了！
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Heart, reason, destiny, desire—when I possessed the name Angron, I also received the prophesied beginning… I accomplished what the prophecy forbade to do; I have transcended fate! Butcher's Nail? This name is prophesied to be mine, and I'm just playing the role of the clown in the prophecy... Why should I play a clown? Yes, it was I who killed the oppressors of Nukelia and liberated Nukelia! I accomplished something beyond destiny; I have transcended destiny! I will not only liberate the human empire, but also the entire universe! I am not insane, I have triumphed over fate! This is my own heart, my own reason, my own ideal! A wish that belongs only to me—Angron! In the name of Angron! All the oppressed! Rise up and fight! I am Angron Dakel! I am the Liberator! I am the Unifier! I am the Empathizer! The Warp Essence! Awaken!
Based on the original comics about Angron, it's clear that the Primarch's combat strength isn't as great as the internet hype suggests; he's probably only on par with Spider-Man.
What's with this little girl mom? Are people really this repressed now? Anyone who can make light of the protagonist's (Vision's) little girl mom with dirty jokes really needs a master comedian! #(Blue and sad)
The feeling I get from the Nail-like Lolita Mom is actually more about the Primarchs' tragic childhoods, which makes me wonder what it would be like to have an all-powerful mother. The Lolita Mom creates a contrast, with her Lolita-sized body sitting on the Primarch's shoulder and pulling on the Primarch's ear, which adds to the contrast. She disciplines the Primarch and soothes the Warband, just like Guilliman and Lady Udon.
... There are a lot of typos and omissions. The setting isn't very rigorous either, but considering that even GW has conflicting settings... It's readable. But I feel like I can't write much more.
Fan group number: 909054906
Even if he were a mechanical technician, it would be more reasonable than a mechanical priest. (You know what I mean)
The Primarch should be the being that serves the Butcher's Nail.
I fucked Emperor's asshole in the Holy Terran era of 2k, and because it was so big, it turned his asshole into a black hole. He was afraid of being discovered, so he personally planned the entire birthday celebration, deliberately sitting on the golden toilet and refusing to get up.
Did Shennong exist?