Who Are You Calling Horse Keeper?!

As everyone knows, the Monkey King rebelled against Heaven because he couldn't stand grinding for horse racing girls for everyone in Heaven every day ☝️🤓

Will Monkey King really not become a high-ranking official because of his position as the Keeper of the Heavenly Horses?

He possessed extraordinary abilities from a young age, and his heroic spirit could adapt to any situation. Cultivate your nature and refine your spirit, enduring the days and months, to escape the cycle of reincarnation and flee from death. With a sincere heart, I once visited the Daoist temple and gathered medicinal herbs on Lingtai Mountain. There lives an old immortal on that mountain, who is 108,000 years old. Old Sun bowed to him as his master and pointed out the path to immortality to me. He said that he had elixirs inside his body, and that any external efforts would be in vain. Having received the Great Celestial Immortal Technique, it would be truly difficult to endure without a solid foundation. Sit inward and reflect upon yourself, finding peace within; the sun and moon, the trigrams Kan and Li, intertwine within your body. By freeing oneself from all desires and purifying the six senses, one's body becomes strong and secure. Rejuvenation is easy to achieve, and the path to transcendence is not far off. After three years of perfect health, he attained an immortal body, unlike ordinary people who suffer torment. Playing games on ten continents and three islands, wandering to the ends of the earth. He deserves to be over three hundred years old and unable to ascend to the heavens. Only by subduing dragons in the sea can one obtain the Golden Cudgel. The leader stands before Flower Fruit Mountain, while a horde of demons gathers in the Water Curtain Cave. The Jade Emperor issued a decree, bestowing upon me the title of Supreme Rank, Equal to Heaven. He caused several disturbances in the Lingxiao Palace and stole peaches from the Queen Mother of the West on several occasions. Ten thousand heavenly soldiers came to subdue me, their ranks densely packed with spears and swords. After defeating the Heavenly King, Nezha returned to the mortal realm, while Nezha, in pain, led his troops in a retreat. The Manifestation Saint True Lord can transform, and Old Sun stubbornly gambles until the outcome is decided. The Taoist Ancestor Guanyin and the Jade Emperor watched the demons being subdued from the South Heavenly Gate. But Laozi helped me, and Erlang captured me and took me to the Heavenly Court. He bound himself to the demon-slaying pillar and ordered the divine soldiers to behead him. It cannot be broken by a knife or a hammer, and it can be burned by lightning or fire. Old Sun actually has methods and is not afraid of anything at all. It was sent to Laozi's furnace to be refined, and slowly simmered in the divine fire of the Six Ding. As the furnace was opened at full speed, I jumped out, holding an iron rod, and ran around in the sky. It roams freely with no obstruction, causing chaos throughout the thirty-three heavens. The Buddha Tathagata used his magic power to press down on Sun Wukong's waist with the Five Elements Mountain. It was suppressed for five hundred years, but fortunately, the Tang Dynasty brought forth the Tripitaka. I now turn to the Western Paradise and ascend to Leiyin Temple to see the Jade Emperor. Go ask around the world, I am the most famous demon of all time!

Based on Zheng's performance in Fate/Zero, even the original Monkey King Servant from the Type-Moon universe wouldn't be this awesome. His ability to withstand Ea and defeat the gold-tier Servant is simply amazing.

Why is it still all about the cherry blossoms? Has the censorship of Chinese animation really gotten this bad? (Crying emoji)

I have a crooked idea. Judging from the original story, Monkey King was quite good at raising horses. If we're going to make things a little easier, maybe we could send him to racehorse girls?

I'm not asking you to never swear; I'm not a saint. But, ? What's wrong with your brain? You're only 21 (?) Is he around 18 years old? If this continues, you'll turn into a black bear at 42, cultivate into a demon at 84, and eventually become a black bear spirit. As the Victorious Fighting Buddha, I may have to subdue you. Really.

Unlike the previous two books, the Jung family is so carefree! Jung Kyung, despite his name, is actually just as unserious as Joseph, but you can always trust him in crucial moments because he represents hope. That's probably the unique charm of the Jung family; to paraphrase a saying, "You can always trust the Jung family."

Bro, let's make a deal, let's split the volumes, at least give each world a volume, my eyes are really getting blurry, bro. #(Crying)#(crying)#(crying)

Why isn't Uma Musume there?