Gensokyo and the Outsider

"Listen up, kid! Yukari Yakumo, the Great Sage of Gensokyo, is my daughter!" the drunken Chiyun cried, raising his wine cup. "I've patted Yuuka on the head, and she even gave me flowers!" "The vampires? Those two little ones should call me Auntie!" "The Lunar Capital? Let me tell you, I once led the Qin Empire's elite troops on a punitive expedition there! I even planted the Qin banner on the moon!" "I fought in both the First and Second World Wars! I ground the evil gods and their followers into the dirt!" "You want to know how old I am? Shut up!" (This book may be rough going early on. At least, that's what I think, since it's my first time writing. But if you can stick with it, I'd be very grateful. |･ω･`)