Marvel Time Authority Growth Journal

This is the Space-Time Administration Bureau. If you have a problem, please hold. To chat, press 1.

Hello. Since you've pressed 1, I have to make this clear: unless you're that little brat from the timeline next door who married the Queen of the Asgardians, the fact that you've managed to contact us means you should start getting ready. There are still ██████ smuggling execution lists ahead of you in the queue.

If there's something you want to eat, eat it now. If there's something you want to try, go do it now. There are still █████ smuggling execution lists ahead of you in the queue.

Hug your family and say goodbye. There are still ████ smuggling execution lists ahead of you in the queue.

Finally, take a dignified bath and change your clothes. Find somewhere with a nice view and get some rest. Don't worry, we won't get blood on the carpet. There are still ███ smuggling execution lists ahead of you in the queue.

However, you'd better destroy all the records you've left behind. Otherwise, we'll have no choice but to erase everyone and everything connected to you. I don't think you'd want to see that, would you? There are still ██ smuggling execution lists ahead of you in the queue.

Finally, smile at the mirror. We're coming! Remember to leave us a five-star review~ After all, the thrill of being hit by a 16-inch gun is surely a rare experience.