The Three Kingdoms: I Started a Rebellion, and People Are Livestreaming It?

[Ahhh, that immortal master sister is so cool! I'm totally into her!] [With a beauty like that, I'll live as one of the Yellow Turbans and die as a ghost of the Way of Great Peace!] [You might not believe this, but that look of hers, full of compassion for all living things and just a hint of strength, hit me right in the, uh... heart!] [Streamer, ask the General of Heaven what color sack she likes. I'm getting ready to make my move (grinning)]

The livestream chat was practically in a frenzy, comments flying everywhere.

Your friend, General of Heaven, Yellow Turban Immortal Master Zhang Yilu, smiles and says: I should just strike them all down.