Home of the Swarm

The Swarm's House Rules (Invasion Edition)

1. The Zerg are friendly Zerg. We uphold the Five Principles of Peaceful Coexistence, and will not take so much as a needle or thread from the people under our protection. We are determined to eliminate all reactionary forces!

2. All foreign nationals who accept and assist the Swarm are members of the Swarm. No organization may threaten their safety or that of their families.

3. Use your brains more and your teeth less, unless the other party looks especially delicious. In that case, you may do as you please, subject to the Overmind's review and approval.

4. Give them three chances. You may only kill them in righteous indignation after they have rejected the Swarm three times.

5. Mamiya 284 Cafeteria is now accepting applications for its comprehensive enrollment program. We are dedicated to producing high-quality genetically modified food that benefits both the Swarm and society. All prospective test subjects are welcome to sign up!

6. The wild Abyssal Fleet of the Shipgirl Planet is one of the Swarm's major sources of fresh, original-flavor ingredients. Troops on leave are not permitted to throw food parties wherever they please. Protecting rare animals is everyone's responsibility!

7. Learn to be cute. Keep smiling.

(This book leans somewhat toward an ensemble cast. If it's not to your taste, please don't flame it.)