They're All Coming After Me, and You Call This a Simulator?!

After transmigrating, Xu Wuchen awakened a Myriad Worlds Simulator.

[One day, your father brings home a girl, saying she's the daughter of his close friend, and asks you to take good care of her. You have a bad feeling about this.]

[Your enemy comes knocking. Only you and the girl survive.]

[At last, you take revenge. Before you die, you transplant your Supreme Bone into the girl.]

[You are the Imperial Tutor to the reigning empress. When you study, she often secretly watches you from behind.]

[You are a monk beneath Leifeng Pagoda. Whenever you chant sutras, two snakes coil up nearby.]

[You began studying under a Taoist priest as a child and became the leader of the Taoist sect at a young age. One day, you arrive at Lanruo Temple.]

Through one simulated life after another, he assumed all of it was just the simulator's fantasies. That is, until he saw the Peach Blossom Sword Immortal flying toward him on her sword at the grand cultivation ceremony.

"You scumbag! Weren't you dead?"

The Peach Blossom Sword Immortal walked up to Xu Wuchen, her expression shifting as she gritted her teeth.

"Come home with me!"

A previously unknown empress wanted to take him as her imperial consort. Two snakes, one white and one blue, spoke human words and vowed to repay his kindness. And then there was a marriage contract from the Queen of Fengdu.

And you call this a simulator?!