I Kissed My Nemesis, and She's Been Chasing Me Down Ever Since

An error occurred when I entered the game, and I transmigrated into it. Using the game's programming, I gradually rose to become the kingdom's top general. To secure victory for the kingdom, I sacrificed myself to draw the enemy nation's army away.

As I lay dying, I watched my lifelong nemesis stand beside me, looking smug. She leaned close to my face and laughed at me triumphantly. Unable to stand her, I decided to make her suffer. I summoned all my remaining strength, pulled her down, and kissed her hard. I knew that for someone with obsessive-compulsive disorder and an aversion to anything unclean, the meaning and intent of that kiss would haunt her for the rest of her life.

I closed my eyes in peace, ready to die. But when I opened them again, I saw that a renowned doctor had healed me. She was standing beside me, glaring as if she expected an explanation. So I could only kiss her again, even more forcefully, then make a quick escape.

To this day, she's hunting me all over the world, while I live happily in a small town. I thought I was in the clear, running a blacksmith shop where I cheerfully sold the divine weapons I forged to the chosen ones of various worlds. But one day, she showed up at my door...