I Am Zeus, and I Shall Crush All Enemies in the World!

You wake up as a young Zeus. You think that once you've taken out your deadbeat dad, Cronus, you'll live a simple, unassuming, and boring life of debauchery, personally writing A Guide to the Monster Girls of Greek Mythology, reviewing everything from centaurs to cow girls, harpies to winged folk, sirens to Medusas. But then you discover that Cronus is Chronos, the First Cause of the Universe. Hades becomes the Super Beast Underworld King, with Social Darwinist philosophy lodged in his brain, and plots to take your place. Your second brother Poseidon becomes a mighty ocean warrior, his magnetic field spinning at 990,000 horsepower, determined to give you the ultimate humiliation. Ares becomes the Titan Mars, achieves mechanical ascension, and prepares to present you with a Signal Axe. Athena takes control of the eighty-eight constellations, commands countless Saints, and is coming to the mountain to seize your throne. Then a bunch of obscure little gods inexplicably rise to prominence, all eyeing your throne and your wives. Mount Olympus is crawling with traitors, every one of your sons and daughters is a model of filial piety, and even mortal god-slayers have their eyes on your powers. Just as you're panicking, a fierce bald man attacks Mount Olympus. Enraged, you charge out: Even bearing the heavens on my back and supporting Mount Olympus with one hand, I remain invincible in this world!