I, Cao Cao, Am a Girl

On the battlefield, the two armies clashed. Ma Chao charged on horseback with his spear in hand, chasing the red-robed figure ahead and shouting, "The one in the red robe is Cao Cao! After him!"

Cao Cao promptly took off his robe and threw it away.

Ma Chao was taken aback. He stared wide-eyed, then shouted a moment later, "The one wearing... wearing a JK uniform is Cao Cao! After him!"

Cao Cao promptly lay flat on his horse and continued fleeing.

Ma Chao shouted again, "The one with twin ponytails is Cao Cao! After him!"

Cao Cao promptly drew his sword and cut off his twin ponytails.

Ma Chao rode onward and thrust his spear toward Cao Cao. Just then, a girl in a JK uniform, sword in hand, appeared from Cao's camp and shouted, "I am Xu Chu! Don't you dare harm my lord!"

"And that is the story later generations passed down as 'Cutting His Hair and Abandoning His Robe'!"

"Bullshit!" A child threw down the book in his hands and yelled, "This isn't the Three Kingdoms at all!"