From Brandenburg to Prussia

May your head be as hard as the Duke of Burgundy's, your family relations as harmonious as those between the Polish king and his nobles, your home as impregnable as Constantinople, your friends as loyal as the Ottoman Sultan's Janissaries, your life as long as Charles XI's, your wife as virtuous as Catherine the Great, and your son as filial as France.

With these blessings, we represent the Elector of Brandenburg and the King of Serbia in wishing you well. (The author can't write; alternate history.)