On a summer street, a reporter stopped a couple holding hands tightly.
"Hello, would you mind taking part in an interview?"
"Sure." The woman said nothing, while the man smiled and nodded.
"There are single people everywhere these days. Since you've been through it yourselves, could you share some relationship advice?"
"If she runs, you chase her..."
"If you don't like him, run when he chases you," a voice murmured before he could finish.
The man could only smile awkwardly at the interruption, hoist the woman over his shoulder, and earn a howl of protest with a slap.
"Ow! Buy your daughter some formula!"
"As long as you don't tell me, it counts as running away!"