"You know what? Today, in a park, I was chased by a giant python from Anaconda! Damn, I was terrified!"
"That's nothing! Yesterday, in a park, I saw Kong from Kong: Skull Island fighting two dinosaurs. The shrubs he threw nearly hit me!"
"Pah! The day before yesterday, in a park, I saw Dragon and Phoenix Present Auspiciousness. I even rode on the dragon's head and flew up into the sky."
"Is that all? One day, in a park, I was dodging attacks from the Alien and the Predator. Those two were fighting, and I almost got wiped out."
"Well... you might not believe this, but I got to experience the end of the world from 2012 firsthand. A plane fell out of the sky and almost took me and my friend with it."
"What kind of parks are you talking about? Those sound insane!"
The five turned at the sound and answered in unison: "No, we're talking about the same park."