The Ark's Imitator

Doctor: "What I'm about to tell you, don't freak out..."

Shijie: "I'm an operator. I don't scare easily. Go ahead."

Doctor: "I just... saw Talulah on my island..."

*leans back tactically*

Shijie: "Who is Talulah?"

Doctor: "Not who, but what! Talulah, the leader of Reunion!"

*draws Crownslayer on a piece of paper*

Doctor: "Not this ball. She's heavier than that."

*draws Skullshatterer*

Doctor: "Where's her face? And without a dick, she's a woman."

*W: This...*

Just then, Orchid walked over with a chubby, nerdy girl.

Orchid: "A woman."

Doctor: "Talulah! You know, the one with that deadpan face who can hit everyone around her with a normal attack! Got it?"

Shijie: "Pfft... cough..."

Doctor: "What's so funny?"

Shijie: "I just remembered something funny."

Doctor: "What funny thing?"

Shijie: "The Talulah you saw was me."