My Pokemon Are a Little Feisty

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Pokémon are mysterious creatures that live in the Pokemon world, but... Ever since it turned out that Ash was actually a girl, everything seemed to change.

Xiaoling: Oh! Open your eyes, Brock!

Brock: Ow, ow, ow! Don't rub my eyes! They're already this big!!

Xiaoling: Lift your skirt so I can see if you're male or female!

Gardevoir: ###

Xiaoling: I heard Machoke's underpants have a pattern. No rush, let me feel them and find out.

Machoke: Machoke! (Close combat!)

Xiaoling: Ash, I suspect you're a Pokemon. Go, Poke Ball!

Ash: Big Brother Xiaoling, I'm not a Pokemon! How many times do I have to say it before you get it?

Xiaoling: Not only are you a girl, you can also lift a Larvitar with your bare hands. And you still say you're not a Pokemon! Where's my Gardevoir? Hurry up and use your psychic powers to attack her!