In the Three Kingdoms, I'm No Sage

(I'm currently fixing bugs and problematic parts in the earlier volumes, so there may be some temporary inconsistencies or contradictions. Please bear with me for now.) “Everyone, introduce yourselves, including your name and background. Start with you!” Tao Shang nodded. “Tao Shang, courtesy name Xiuyuan, from Danyang, Yangzhou.” “That was pathetic. I can't hear you at all! Say it again, start over!” “You think you can be the protagonist speaking that softly?!” Tao Shang scratched his head and grinned crookedly. “I am Tao Shang, Tao Xiuyuan: personally recognized by Emperor Ling of Han, Liu Hong, as a loyal and worthy servant of the Han, and hailed as a saving general reborn as Huo Qubing; designated by the Great Sage and Teacher Zhang Jiao as the second-generation Celestial Master; the golden-saber son-in-law of the Xianbei king; the final disciple of the great scholar Cai Yong and inheritor of the intangible cultural heritage of Feibai calligraphy; the miracle-working physician Hua Tuo's star pupil; sworn brother to Cao Cao and Liu Bei; tutor and savior to the white-haired loli Emperor Xian, Liu Xie; heir to the Spiritual Mohists; trusted business partner of Chen Deng and Mi Zhu; the Han Dynasty's foremost promoter of horny men; and the chosen one who dares defy fate!” “I will destroy this age of heroes and usher in a mediocre future!” “G-good! Now that's the spirit!” Group number: 711234097