The Bizarre Cultivation World

After transmigrating into a bizarre cultivation world, he takes over an old locust tree and becomes a monster. With the secret scripture, The Seven Chapters of the Mysterious Lord, always at his side, his tree body can't move. To survive in these chaotic times, he can only split off his Yin spirit and possess straw dolls to travel around.

Though he has many avatars to help him survive, they also bring plenty of tangled romances. The shaman girl at home is growing up; the nine-tailed fox from the mountains beats everyone to the punch; his apprentice Qing Ying has just set her sights on him; and his grand-apprentice is already ingratiating herself with her patriarch... Every one of them is craving my **. Some want to share, while others want it all to themselves...

Qin Shou: "I've got it so rough!"