I Am Liu Bei, and I'm Eighteen This Year

(This book is a cringe-worthy relic of my past: the writing is rough, the opinions immature, and the plot clumsy. Read at your own risk. Though if you really want to, I can't stop you...) Dearest Father,

I hope this letter finds you well. This year, I chose martial arts, statecraft, and leadership as my courses. They don't seem too difficult, so I hope to get straight A's on my exams again, just like last semester.

Principal Liu is a seasoned educator who loves studying the history of humanity's pioneering achievements. He often gets up close and personal with his students, then teaches class with a bruised and battered face.

I'm now the head of the Shu Club, one of the academy's three major clubs. I get to see all kinds of interesting things in this position every day. For example, a few days ago, my vice president, Zhuge Kongming, made his close friend Zhou Gongjin from the neighboring Wu Club so furious that he coughed up blood. That afternoon, Zhou's boyfriend, Sun Bofu, cornered Kongming outside the classroom and beat him up.

Oh, right. I've taken in a red-faced second brother and a black-faced third brother. I'm sorry I didn't get a chance to toast you, but I'll make it up to you during this next holiday.

There's so much more I'd like to say, but I've just heard that the academy's ten caged dragons have escaped over the wall, and I need to go help. Yours lovingly, Liu Bei.

The story of Liu Bei, a good man with memories of the modern world, at a gender-bent Three Kingdoms academy.