I'm Suzaku, a Total Shut-In

“Hello? Is this Zhuque...?”

“No. Not available. No. Get lost! Ask again and I'll beat you to death!”

“I wanted to say...”

“To save the human world, go left. To save the demon world, go right. To save the underworld, kill yourself. Saving the celestial realm is impossible. There, done asking?”

“I am...”

“I don't give a damn who you are! You interrupted me while I was saving Arad, Human Order, the Chinjufu, Valoran... Got it?”

“...I'm Qingluan.”

“I'm sorry! I'll get to work right now!”

The laid-back Zhuque is still useless today.