The Adventure of a Certain Vampire Lolita in Another World

Chapters 2–7 and 9 are setup and side stories. If you don't want to read the side stories, skip ahead to chapters 1, 8, and 20, after which the main story begins. [Warning! The flashback chapters contain angst! Readers with low tolerance should skip them!] _(:3"∠)_ By the way, please toss me a free recommendation~

Protagonist: [Damn rabbit, what are you doing...?]

Rabbit: [Ahem, I'm giving you a health check.]

Protagonist: [...Do health checks require you to pin me down and feel me up?]

Rabbit: [Heh heh, you just don't get it. This is called palpation!]

Protagonist: [Palpate my ass! Is there such a thing as palpating someone's chest?! Go to hell!!]

(The rabbit gets punched flying.)