The Magistrate of Luzhou

History is always driven forward by a handful of extraordinary people. Xie Jinyan was one of them, with countless achievements to his name, from establishing a paper currency system to opening the first canal for flood control. Then the powers that be took a liking to him, and he could never get away again.

"Your achievements are outstanding, Minister Xie. Would you be willing to serve as Chief Minister?"

"Your humble servant is overwhelmed."

The lighthearted version:

"Go on, run! Try running away again!"

"If you've got what it takes, stop chasing me! And quit calling me!"

Loosely based on historical facts, but mostly nonsense. Don't take it too seriously.