Longevity: Start by Marrying Your Sister-in-law

1. Ordinary people's way of writing: I put the battery into the flashlight. 2. Normal author's writing: I stuffed two AA batteries into the somewhat worn flashlight. 3. How to write the Water God: Now, I have an old-fashioned flashlight in my hand. Holding it, I felt uneasy. I looked at it and found that, like other old-fashioned flashlights, it had a cover on the hip that could be opened by rotating. When I opened the lid, as I expected, I was speechless when I saw that it was empty inside. My brows furrowed tightly, and the feeling of wanting to commit suicide by throwing myself into a lake hit me from all directions. Because I was faced with a difficult decision: go downstairs and buy two batteries, or find two batteries at home. There is no trouble in life. Although it is daytime and I haven't had breakfast yet, as the only old-fashioned flashlight, it does not have two AA batteries in it, which is very, very unreasonable. Has anyone heard of such a thing? How could I allow something that no one had ever heard of to happen? I'm human too! I have feelings too! ! ! Just... Making a choice is really, really, hard. When I go downstairs to buy batteries, I have to put on clothes and pants, I have to be careful that I forgot to bring my keys, I have to avoid speeding cars on the street, and I have to be wary of meteorites in the sky; thinking about this, I am speechless. . . But if you look for it at home, my dear friends, in this age, who else still has AA batteries in their home? I thought about it over and over again, and was in a dilemma. I thought about it for almost two hours. . . Finally, I couldn't help but let out a deep sigh. Well, I can only put these two AA batteries in my pocket. These two batteries were love tokens given to me by my former and former girlfriends. I thought I didn't have to make such a sacrifice, but it wasn't true. Everyone was involved in the whirlpool of flashlights and batteries. Life is a life of problem solving, and if you have an old-fashioned flashlight that doesn't have the right center of gravity, stick the batteries in it.

A ninth-level warrior went to the black market in a small county town, and everyone around him blamed him for not paying attention to safety? ? Is it possible that all of your black market warriors are eighth-grade or above? ? Originally, there were only a few warriors in the county. The protagonist is a bit stupid, and the plot is also stupid. As soon as he gets on the boat, an expert will give him a secret book, and the protagonist's psychological activity is: "It's impossible to harm yourself just after meeting others, right?" And in the part where the fox is caught, the expert wants to reward him, so he just wants to suck the palm? Just travel through the past? Why don't you just smoke something? Who doesn't know how to smoke when their skills are high? I don't know how to do the exercises yet

In the early days, when I was a rookie, I was all kinds of pitiful and pitiful. I also said that the imperial court was too immodest and felt that it was wrong for the imperial court to exterminate sects. Just because pig's feet can't find a higher skill. In the mid-term, when you reach the 6th or 7th level of the first level, you will start to succeed. Pig's Foot's character is very ordinary. On the one hand, the Holy Mother felt that the imperial court did not care about the life and death of civilians, but on his side, he began to seek benefits for himself if he had the ability to use the Luoshu to suppress the monsters. To put it bluntly, he is an ordinary person who has gained power. He acts according to whether it is beneficial to him or not, and whether he thinks about it or not, this is what it means that a dragon slayer will eventually become an evil dragon. How about you just say that Pig's Feet is selfish, it would be more refreshing to watch. Or let the pig's foot be a holy mother to save the common people and make it comfortable to watch. (But the Virgin Pig's Feet will be scolded) From time to time, a tragic plot is inserted, but in the end, the things done are still for one's own benefit, which looks disgusting.

There are some dialogues in the first few dozen chapters, or the inner activities of the protagonist, which were good more than ten years ago, but now they are a bit smarter. How could it be possible to be like Xiaobai after traveling through a society like today? I was shocked at this and confused at the same time. . There's nothing on the Internet, I'm so confused

The author should be a city dweller born in 2000. He has never experienced the hard days in the past. A 16-year-old child from a poor rural family has long been the head of the family. What are the days when today's high school students don't understand anything and are just playing around. After graduating from junior high school, most of them worked in factories or followed the contractor boss.

The whole text is illogical and the basic details of the events are not visible at all. People can't help complaining from the first chapter. After more than 10 chapters, it is really hard to stand. Many details are not handled well. It can only be said that the author's writing skills still need to improve. There is a novel called: "Immortality Begins with Orion". The details of the story, the description of the characters' emotions and the plot outline are all very good. I strongly recommend the author to read it and keep working hard! ! I'm not talking nonsense (for example: 1. When the protagonist kills his opponent for the first time, he uses the most brutal method, bleeding and slitting his throat. He clearly says that the protagonist is a war reporter reborn. Basic twisting of the neck will not make killing more difficult to generate clues, and then burns it with fire afterwards (and ordinary fire can also burn the body to ashes. You know, many bones of a person cannot be burned for three days and three nights.) The opponent's gang does not even have it. Someone was sent to investigate. 2. After the protagonist came back from the mountain, he was still very angry. 2.1 My sister-in-law went to buy something. No one was curious about how she came here. 2.2 How did the family hunt large prey (white tigers, wild boars) back from the mountain, etc.?) 3. The old man came to borrow food. Why didn't other neighbors come to borrow it? Can't the neighbors notice the obvious changes in his body after eating all the time? ) Are too many, I only read 10 chapters, and a lot of details don't make sense.

I have been a human being for two generations, but I don't know how valuable the skills are. 100 Big bucks is enough for an ordinary person to live for a year. I spent 100 taels to buy some food on the black market.

It's a pity that when Uncle Wang died, it was forced and it was a drag...

There is a poisonous spot in front, I can't stand it

We all know that the ancestor of the blood clan will wake up in three days, but we still stay at home and wait for him to wake up consummated. Isn't it normal thinking to have a decisive battle two or three days in advance to hinder the other party's consummation? Even if the strength of the ancestor of the blood clan cannot be significantly weakened, it can catch the middle and lower levels of the blood clan by surprise. If you want to reduce the intelligence of the characters, it should not be so obvious...