Weird Stories About the Rules of Peiyang Institute of Technology

A good book, really good, why isn't it popular? What a pity

Not bad. Except for the other one after Huozi, it's a good absurdist book. Just don't stop updating it.

Chapter 2: ["Floor Regulations of Dormitory Building No. 9"] [1. The building door will be locked after 11 p. M., And no one is allowed to go to bed late. 5. No sleeping in! [7. Cleaning ladies will clean the corridors starting at three o'clock in the morning. The cleaning work will be completed before five o'clock. Please do not disturb their work. [14. It will be very cold at night on campus, and the dormitory leader must lock the doors and windows leading to the balcony. [15. It is forbidden to make noise and fight in the corridor at night! Chapter 7: ["Notices on Toilets and Washrooms"] [2. Some toilet stall doors are broken, cannot be locked and appear locked from the outside. [3. The compartment door lock is red when it is locked (that is, there is someone), and it is green when it is unlocked (that is, there is no one). The door lock has no yellow status. [4. The flushing device of the toilet needs to be pressed manually. Please make sure that the toilet is completely flushed before leaving the cubicle. [5. The flushing device may get stuck. If it gets stuck, it will continue to flush until it overflows. Please leave the toilet as soon as possible after such a situation occurs. [6. The faucet in the bathroom is prone to malfunction and leakage at night. If you hear the sound of water dripping, it is normal; but if the water on the floor of the bathroom covers your socks, please leave immediately! Go downstairs and knock on the door of the management room until the dormitory manager wakes up. 7. Please do not use the innermost stall of the toilet. 8. Do not vomit in the outermost compartment. Chapter 21: ["Infirmary and Student Medical Treatment Management Regulations"] [1. The school doctor often goes to the campus to practice medicine wherever needed. If the school nurse is not available, please wait patiently at the door and do not fall asleep on your seat. [2. Patients should move within the designated range and not interfere with the work of the school doctor. [3. The medical room is a quiet medical place, please do not make loud noises here. [4. It is prohibited to enter the school doctor's lounge and dispensary room! Chapter 26 dormitory notice [1. Students, some people from outside the school have recently appeared on campus to sell door-to-door sales. Please do not invite unknown persons into the dormitory. Violators will bear the consequences. [2. Our school has always been a hot spot for telecommunications fraud in this city. If any students receive calls with unknown intentions or have suffered telecommunications fraud, please go to the security office located northwest of the Group A dormitory cluster in the South District to find Captain Cao. He will be responsible for handling such incidents. [3. The school handles various incidents very efficiently. Students, please do not post untrue remarks about the school online, otherwise we will deal with them seriously after being found out! ! ! [4. There are no dogs on campus. If you find someone who looks like a dog, please do not make any noise and inform the nearest security office immediately. The school will handle the matter quickly. [--Announcement from the Campus Security Office of Beiyang Institute of Technology] Chapter 35 ["Psychological Health Club Recruitment Flyer"] [(1). Introduction and recruitment] [Beiyang Institute of Technology Mental Health Club, referred to as the Psychological Club. The Psychological Society has been established for a long time and has rich experience in organizing activities. It has provided a lot of mental health help to teachers and students in our school and has achieved outstanding results. We are recruiting new students in advance and welcome all students to join. (2). Mental Health Education Center [The Mental Health Education Center of our school is affiliated to the Student Union's Ethics Department and has the functions and obligations to be responsible for students' mental health education. The psychological counseling room is located on the third floor of the Student Activity Center. It has a full-time psychological counselor and accepts psychological counseling appointments from 8:00-19:00 every Monday to Friday. [(3). What kind of students need psychological counseling] [When you or your classmates experience any of the following situations, please contact a psychological counselor as soon as possible and make an appointment for psychological consultation to seek help:] [1. Severe hallucinations, such as auditory hallucinations and visual hallucinations. [2. Mentally unstable and unprovoked malice towards others. [3. Strongly feel that something is unfair, angry, annoyed, and even have extreme impulsive thoughts. 4. Encounter serious personal violation or injury. [5. Loss of enthusiasm for learning, unable to continue to concentrate on studies, and performance drops significantly. 6. The interpersonal relationships are not harmonious, and it is difficult to get along with roommates, classmates or teachers. 7. Feeling that everything is unreal and thinking that one is living in a false world. 8. Having thoughts of harming others. [9. There is no hope for the future. [(4). Several matters that need to be paid attention to when conducting psychological consultation] [1. To ensure the effectiveness of psychological counseling, please do not lie in front of the psychological counselor. [2. Please do not avoid any questions from the psychological counselor. Chapter 41: (Second Edition of Medical Office Regulations) ["Infirmary and Student Medical Treatment Management Regulations"] [1. It is prohibited to take medicines from the school doctor's office without permission. Some medicines are inconsistent with the labels. You will be responsible for all consequences caused by taking them without permission. [2. Patients should move within the designated range and not interfere with the work of the school doctor. [3. The medical room is a quiet medical place, please do not make loud noises here. [4. It is prohibited to enter the school doctor's lounge and dispensary room!

Chapter 1 (First Day) Jiang: [What did you have for lunch today? [Hey, why haven't you replied to my message? [Are you feeling better recently? Will you still see things that don't exist? King: [The beef soup in the second cafeteria, as always, does not have a piece of beef. No reply. I was making dinner just now. I saw that the battery on my mobile phone was low, so I didn't play with it. I'm fine. King: Leave me alone. Chapter 5 (Day 2) Jiang: [Big fool, big fool, big fool! I don't care about you, who cares about you? [I'm still waiting for you to take me to the amusement park during the holidays! Don't let anything happen to you, otherwise do you want me to go alone? King: [I'm feeling much better today, and the doctor said my condition is stable. I will definitely take you to the amusement park during the holidays, for sure. Chapter 25 (Fourth Day) Jiang: Why don't you answer my voice call? [I didn't even reply to the message! Wang Ji! Didn't you block me? King: [I haven't blocked you. How could I block you? [My phone broke down in the past two days. Just after it was repaired, the chat history is gone. [What did you send me before? Chapter 49 (Fifth Day) King: [As for me, why don't you reply to messages? Jiang: [I'm not going back. I have too many things at school and am very busy. [Recently, it's all the work that the school committee has to do, and there are so many QQ messages that I forgot to reply. [Kuanrou, why did the phone suddenly break? [Listen to me, you go to the Third Hospital again in the afternoon to see the doctor. Listen to your doctor's advice, they won't harm you. [Remember to drink medicine on time. King: [My phone accidentally dropped and broke. [Okay, I have been drinking recently. [Just be busy and don't forget about me. Chapter 79 (Seventh Day) King: Is your birthday coming soon? Is there anything you want? I'll buy it for you in the next few days as a birthday gift. Jiang: There is nothing I want. What to buy? Isn't your money money? Just come back early from vacation, I want to go to the amusement park. King: ... Okay. Chapter 87 (Seventh Day) Jiang: [I just finished playing the department game, and I'm finally done. What do you do? King: Yeah! You guys are really busy in your profession, rub it. [I visited the ghost market with my roommate last night and just slept. It was tiring to visit the ghost market, but it was also quite interesting. It was a student flea market-style night stall with colorful lights dotted around it. Unfortunately, I forgot to take a photo, otherwise I would send it to you. Jiang: [... Have you not taken any medicine recently? King: Drink. Why are you asking this suddenly? Jiang: [Haobao, where did you visit the ghost market? King: In school! There are two ghost markets in our school, one in the north and one in the south. My roommate and I visited both! Chapter 89 (Seventh Day) Jiang: Very good. But... Where did you get your roommate? King: [Just... A roommate assigned by the university. I should have told you that there are five of them, Kang Yuxing, Wang Yang, and Lin Hao. Jiang: [Let me ask you, what day is it today? King: Sunday. Several of them have gone out, and I am the only one staying in the dormitory. What's wrong, baby? Jiang: ... [Today is Monday, Wang Ji, you are sick again. [Do you still remember what I sent you last Tuesday? Chapter 90 (Seventh Day) King: [Bao, I remember, what's wrong? Jiang: [The other day I asked you, "Will you still see things that don't exist?" I was talking about your... Roommate. Chapter 93 (Seventh Day) Jiang: [I didn't finish what I said, why did you suddenly go offline. [Wang Ji, you dropped out of school a long time ago. Where can you find a school and roommates? [Bao, don't indulge in fantasy anymore, just drink the medicine and listen to the doctor. I'll go find you in a few days and you take me to the amusement park, okay? Jiang: [Bao, don't do this, okay? King: I love you, treasure. Jiang: [Bao, promise me, live on.

Chapter 2: ["Instructions for Freshman Reporting"] [1. Every year during the time when freshmen enter the school, there will be many people outside the school selling campus cards. No matter what they say, students are asked to refuse. [2. Students are asked to enter the school in an orderly manner from the north gate, bring their luggage, go to the freshmen entrance near the North Gymnasium, and wait for the freshmen bus to be taken to the south square. There are freshman reporting booths of each college on the east side of the south square. Students are asked to find the welcoming seniors of the corresponding majors to complete the reporting procedures. [3. After entering the freshmen entrance, the orientation teacher will tie the freshmen bracelets on the students. This is the status symbol of the freshmen on the day of registration. Please make sure that it will not be lost. Volunteers will provide some assistance to students wearing freshman bracelets. [4. Volunteers are seniors wearing red vests with the school's emblem printed on them. The school has never issued yellow vests. If you meet someone wearing a yellow vest who claims to be a volunteer, please do not talk to him/her/it. [5. After the report is completed, students are asked to find the dormitory building where they live and complete the information registration downstairs. After registration, everyone will get a key to the dormitory door; the first student to register in each dormitory will automatically become the temporary dormitory leader and keep the only balcony key. [6. With your freshman bracelet, you can get a one-time free coupon for the "First Noodle at Enrollment" fried noodles in the reporting booth. It tastes great. Please be sure to eat it! The noodle chef will be in the northwest corner of the second floor of the second cafeteria.