You Can't Be a Pokémon Trainer!

You Can't Be a Pokémon Trainer!

by Juice Is Not Cuckoo Pigeon

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1.9Mwords490chapters
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Ch. 490I Wonder If No One Wants This Lei Guan Wang!
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About This Novel

There are already 2.4 Million words of high-quality 2w high-quality elf writing, please feel free to read it ------ Traveling through the world of Pokémon to become a low-income family living in poverty? Xia Chi thought it would be good to raise a few cute elves and live an ordinary happy life. But what the hell is the Hex system that suddenly awakens! Magic Mask Meow [Equipment: Three Phase Power (+33% physical attack, special attack, physical defense, special defense, speed, life)] [Equipment: Crown of Embers (+70% casting speed, +10% extra damage; skills cause burns to the target)] [Bond: Grass attribute (6) After the battle starts, the physical attack, physical defense and health will be increased by 1% every second, with a maximum limit of 200%. When the upper limit is reached, the tree of life will be summoned! [Bond: Evil Attribute (6) Defeat the opponent to collect fear points. Each hundred levels of fear points will provide 10% additional damage. Turn on the fear points to get a lot of rewards! ... Many years later. Xia Chi: "Next, I will teach you the skills to beat Mewtwo violently. Choose Magic Mask Meow at the beginning, and then start our 5a-level combos, intersperse normal attacks with A, and use skills when A is not available. Use whichever one can be used. Remember to use the kaleidoscope while we are alive. Use the characteristic [Free Change] to switch attributes and you don't need to learn it if you don't play a profession." ------ Reporter: "Champion Du, regarding the just-concluded Eight Masters semi-finals, what do you think of your opponent Xia Chi's clean sheet?" Du: "None of this guy's elves are normal! I suggest the alliance strictly investigate their origins!" "I say it again, this guy is not allowed to be a Pokémon trainer!"

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Book Friends 202312234690099mo ago

When I read Chapter 13, I knew that the author didn't play Pokémon. How did you, the hairy troll, get the trick space? Did your friend give it to you? Moreover, the mischievous heart is a change skill that adds 1 to the initiative, and the trick space is -7 from the initiative. How are you faster than other Pokémon? You didn't even check it before you started writing.

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Book Friends 202302187998449mo ago

I listened to more than 20 chapters, and there was only one elf that appeared in total. Apart from playing games live, there was no other content at all.

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Le Wei Shang_ee4mo ago

The author looks here, what's going on with this plot recently?

The recent plot gave me the illusion that the protagonist has a split personality. In the first part, the protagonist clearly admitted that he no longer wanted to be led by the villain, and passively resisted the disaster caused by the legendary elves. Later, the system clearly provided a map of the undersea ruins, clarifying the future. There was a disaster about to happen, but the protagonist said how urgent it was, and didn't want to rush over to get the mirror. Instead, he waited leisurely for Sirona to come over. In the end, it was because Leshiram felt Zekrom's breath that he belatedly prepared to face the enemy. What do you think of this stupid plot? Doesn't the protagonist really have a split personality? Or is the protagonist actually the kind of savior who enjoys saving the world in public? Otherwise, why would the protagonist succeed in everything the villain should do even if he has a script? As for the friendship between the protagonist and other legendary elves, don't you think it's unsafe and won't sway people? As for Sirona and the others, they are obviously champions but they were held back by a few kings' gyms the whole time. In short, can you not forcefully derail the protagonist? It seems very alienating!

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The South Wind Knows What I Mean Ii5mo ago

The further back you go, the worse it gets.

What is the plot of the latest chapter? He clearly knew the plot of the movie version but he still wanted to be attacked first by the villain. Rayquaza Groudon's favor is not to shake people, but to fight less and more. I said before that I would not kick my elves out of the team, so I kicked 3 of them backhand and added the Three Holy Birds. This is only the plot of the latest chapter. There have been countless poison points before, and there is also the pressure to fight throughout the whole process. Qinglu can build a team with an average level of 75 in one year. How long has the protagonist been here? The elf level is still around level 50. It is really disgusting to watch.

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Book Friends 20240610772_bd9mo ago

There is a big problem with the setting, and only the protagonist's Pokémon has characteristics, and everyone else's is just a blank slate. It is not recommended for those who play the game.

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Lingxi_da10mo ago

Does the author have a female protagonist?

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My Heart is Colder Than a Butcher's Knife1mo ago

don't like the system

1: The reason why I don't like the system is that the protagonist is just a puppet. Opportunity does not use brain planning, just sends it directly. Ability will not be developed using the brain, but created using the brain, and will be given directly. 2: I don't like novels that start with the second generation of rich people and the cultivation of great emperors. Opportunities will come as they come, they are invincible and have no innovative imagination. If I travel to the world of cultivating immortals, even useless spiritual roots/martial spirits can counterattack and become gods. Plasma (Valkyrie's Tesla), compressed density (brother's black hole nuclear explosion), biological research (Hokage's Orochimaru),... Have you read so many books in vain? Why can others thrive without a system, but what about their brains? ---------- Data analysis ----------- A Mortal's Story of Immortality: Crowdfunding 40.25 Million yuan Immortal Rebellion: Crowdfunding 700,000 yuan -------- I am cultivating immortality through science for mortals: 7.6 Points No system 3 fanaticism, 7 obsession, 421 support ---------- Doupo: The strongest in the whole map, I will always be above you: 8.8 Points Systematic 0 fanaticism, 0 obsession, 7 support --------- Fight Po: Yang Emperor: 7.8 Points No system 1 fanaticism, 1 obsession, 173 support --------- The most skillful pirate hunter: 8.0 Points No system 1 fanaticism, 0 obsession, 3 support, --------- Pirate Talent System: 9.1 Points Systematic 0 fanaticism, 0 obsession, 2 support ----------- The world of Naruto through the eyes of reincarnation: 8.6 Points No system 1 fanaticism, 3 obsession, 500+ support ------------- Naruto: 9.0 Points Systematic 0 fanaticism, 0 obsession, 5 support -------- .... Many... Many... You can count them yourself... ---------- Facts have proved that people who like to read brainless novels and systematic novels have no money. These brainless people scold the brainless authors the most. They always feel that their feudal ideas are correct, just like a primary school student scolding a graduate author as disgusting. Isn't this contrary to Tiangang? If you don't understand it yourself, you'll scold others as disgusting if it doesn't suit your needs. The author can't satisfy everyone, so he can only serve the high-quality group of people and give up on the low-quality and moneyless group of people.

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Winter-cold Snow8mo ago

Not suitable for me, bye bye, it's too strong for me

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Heart8mo ago

Send me the group number, group leader. Fans of Qidian are fans, but fans of Penguin are not fans.

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Book Friends 2025082876746mo ago

Damn it, why are all the books on QQ Reading now that require VIP membership? So isn't TMVIP in vain?

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