I Am a Taoist Priest in America

I Am a Taoist Priest in America

by Two Dishes And One Soup

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As the name suggests! Xiaodao Wang Xu (xǔ) is reborn in America where demons are rampant. There is a reason why there are so few people in this group of curly-haired baboons abroad, and there are endless ways to commit suicide every day. Xiaodao is also very helpless (ㄟ(▔,▔)ㄏ)! Work hard to slay demons! Hell demon, ancestor of monsters, Nephilim! Along the way, I transcended the Night Walk of One Hundred Ghosts, purified the bottomless abyss, and entered the fairyland of the Kingdom of God... Until one day, I suddenly looked back and realized that the world had surrendered under my feet, and only "Tao" will last forever!

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Commenter74mo ago

In a large family, the only son in the family has an unknown disease. He keeps eating every day but is losing weight day by day. The parents saw that the child was losing weight, so they asked doctors everywhere to see the child, but no one could figure out why. It happened that a Taoist priest passed by and told the family that there were two worms in the child's belly, one green and one red, three feet long, with crowns on their heads. They were named Red Lady and Green Lady. Everything the child ate was taken away by these two worms. If you want to save the child, you can only feed arsenic to fight poison with poison, so that the insects can be poisoned to death. The parents think this method is outrageous. What should they do if their children are poisoned to death by feeding them arsenic? The Taoist priest replied that the heads of these two worms have reached the throat, and the poison fed to them will not enter the child's body at all, but remember not to feed the child anything else within three days, otherwise the child's life will be in danger. The parents were dubious, but felt distressed to see their child's sallow complexion, so they agreed. The Taoist priest ordered: "Find a dark room with the doors and windows closed so that no light can penetrate, and let the child not eat for a day. On the second day, make two meatballs with beef wrapped in arsenic and let him swallow them. The red lady and the green lady will definitely come after they have been hungry all day. Grab the meatballs. The next three days are the most critical, because the two bugs will be poisoned in the young master's belly, so it will be very uncomfortable. But no matter what, you can't let him out, let alone feed him, otherwise he will definitely die." The housekeeper immediately arranged for someone to find a room, and covered the door and windows with iron sheets so that no light could penetrate. The mother ordered someone to prepare a table of meals for the child. The old couple watched their son wolfing down the food and thought that this might be his last meal. They couldn't help but secretly wipe their tears while watching. After the meal, the child was put into a dark room. Just after half an hour, he started clamoring for food. The father ordered his servants not to send food under any circumstances. The child was crying and fussing in the room. He was so hungry that he just gnawed on the chair. When the servants heard the noise, they rushed in and took away everything they could chew. A whole day has passed and it's time to feed the meatballs. The father hurriedly ordered his servants to open the door. When he looked inside, his heart was broken. He saw that the child's little body was covered with bruises and his expression was haggard. He held the meatball and lingered next to his son for a long time. With one last cruel move, he put the poison-wrapped meatball into his son's mouth. When the son saw the meatballs, his eyes immediately lit up and he swallowed it in one gulp. After eating, he looked at it eagerly, hoping for something else to eat. The father stared at his son for a long time, stomped out of the room, and ordered the door to be closed immediately. He was afraid that if he looked at him any longer, he would not be able to hold on any longer. He thought to himself: In just three days, in three days, his son will be fine. As soon as the child was fed meatballs, he suffered from unbearable abdominal pain. He hit things in the house as if he were going crazy and kept shouting. The parents felt distressed, but had no other choice but to lock their child in the room and ignore him. This continued for two days. On the third day, the child's yelling suddenly disappeared. The parents were shocked and ran to the door to ask. They only heard the child weakly reply that he was hungry, which made him feel uncomfortable. At this time, the father had completely forgotten what the Taoist priest said. Looking at his son who was so angry, he immediately ordered someone to prepare food. As soon as he saw the food, there was a glint in his eyes. After taking a bite, he immediately became more energetic. After a while, the entire table of food was eaten. As a result, when the parents went to see the child the next morning, they found that the child's eyes were red, bleeding from all the orifices, and he had expired. The parents were heartbroken and took their child's body to report the Taoist priest to the county government, saying that the Taoist priest had killed their child. The Taoist priest complained that there were indeed worms in the child's stomach. The county magistrate thought that the Taoist priest was talking nonsense and asked him what evidence he had. The Taoist priest replied that if it could be proven that there were worms in the child's belly, he would be cleared. The county magistrate agreed, so the Taoist priest took out a dagger and cut the child's throat vertically. In an instant, two insect heads, one green and one red, came out. When the parents saw it, their eyes went dark and they cried out that they regretted it. The Taoist priest explained that if the bug is eaten before it is poisoned, the poison will be expelled from the body, and the child will be poisoned to death.

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Bei Min Yu74mo ago

Taoist classics, Gaoshang Shenxiao Purple Book Dafa, Xuandu Thunder Jade Sutra, Yunji Seven Lots, and Taoist Eight Divine Mantras, Pure Heart Divine Mantra, Pure Mouth Divine Mantra, Pure Body Divine Mantra, An Earth Divine Mantra, Pure Heaven and Earth Divine Mantra, Golden Light Divine Mantra, Opening Sutra, Xuan Yun Mantra

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Bei Min Yu74mo ago

In fact, it is best for the protagonist to quickly learn the Lingbao Duren Sutra. After all, this sutra is respected by Taoism as the first of the group of sutras and the sect of all dharma.

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Lemons Don't Act Cute_de73mo ago

author

Hmm, how much is the author's QQ**?

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Six Seven Thirteen74mo ago

Fire Tongs Liu Ming

Hey hey hey hey, what if it becomes popular

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朙㊊72mo ago

So your book is called Eunuch, right?

Please tell me for sure. I have obsessive-compulsive disorder. If so, I will delete it.

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Never Give Up63mo ago

The writing is quite good

You will be able to write more smoothly and perfectly in the future

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Bei Min Yu72mo ago

The highest god of Taoism is Fuli Yuanshi Tianzun

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Sleepy Late at Night75mo ago

Guiguzi is also called Wang Xu

I haven't read it yet, so I'll give it a good review first.

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Dafu_bd56mo ago

What are the Taoist practice methods?

How can you conquer demons without any skills?

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