Wandering Around the Heavens and the Sea

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Why did it disappear so suddenly? Are you enjoying watching it? It's such a pity that there are so many words, eunuch. Can I write a side story?

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Haha, I am getting more and more verbose now, and the word count is not that high. The more I write, the worse it gets.

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Homework is my queen Although I never read her brand But her position is still so stable! The school is my concubine Hua I actually don't really love her It's just because of my relatives Give her some face! Classroom is my world That year it rained apricot blossoms Maybe it was wrong from the beginning! As for DingTalk The humble palace maid was too lazy to pay attention to him Who allowed her to enter the palace? I will destroy his nine tribes! The mobile phone is my beloved I originally wanted to make her queen However, due to the opposition of those in the harem and the ministers of the court, Forced to banish her to the cold palace My heart aches!

Reincarnation Wukong: I can only run in the palm of Tathagata's hand A reincarnation, a tragedy, a drama. 1. On the eighth day of the twelfth lunar month, Bajie died. Bajie died in a Buddhist altar in the human world. The Buddhist altar is located deep among the flowers and is rarely visited. To. When the heavenly soldiers found his body, there was still half a chicken hanging from his pig teeth. Legs. But his chest was already blooming like a hundred flowers. When the news came to me, I didn't know how many hands it had been handed. Someone said it was He died in the line of duty, and some said he was brutally murdered. But no matter which kind, Makes me feel mixed. In Guanghan Palace in the twelfth lunar month, the moonlight is as cold as snow. The knife is hot and hot, ハ Don't hold your glass cup high. "Nezha, I, old pig, want to do something big." "What's the big deal?" Bajie sneered at me. "Buddha said, it cannot be said." Then he drank the wine in the glass and gave a loud drink. "Fairy Chang'e, Warm the wine!" 2. Bajie's ashes were scattered in Guanghan Palace. Chang'e wore sackcloth and mourned for him, and raised the flag in her hand. The rising dust is just like the cold shadow of the moon, falling with the cold wind. The sound of Xuanzang's Buddha's trumpet shook the heavens, and the mourning of Monk Sha made the whole world feel the same sorrow. Only The monkey, like a normal person, leaned against the sweet-scented osmanthus tree in Guanghan Palace and hummed. An unknown ditty. "Monkey, your junior brother is dead." I reminded him. The monkey was stunned for a moment, then nodded blankly. "Yeah, dead, But everything dies. " "But that's your junior brother Bajie!" I said angrily. "The Eight Precepts are also all things." Monkey said seriously. After he said this, he no longer argued with me, but continued to look at the sweet-scented osmanthus. There are golden leaves on the tree, and the thick and cracked bark is rubbed in the palm of one's hand. After the monkey became a Buddha, his temperament changed a lot. The last time I saw a monkey was in the Flame Mountain. At that time, the Bull Demon King had no magic power. On the other side, the monkey cannot surrender to him. Gods and Buddhas all over the sky have set up dragnets and wheels. After a fight, the demon king who was unable to do anything finally turned into a ox and was killed by my wind and fire. The wheel smashed the horns. The Bull Demon King shouted: "Don't hurt my life!" At that shout, I clearly saw the monkey crying. The monkey landed next to the seriously injured Bull Demon King, his eyes darkened, and he touched The severed horn of the Bull Demon King. "Lao Niu Lao Niu, don't blame me, I had no choice but to do it." I know that the monkey has an old grudge with him, but the magic weapon is in front of him, so talking like this will end It's inappropriate. I approached the monkey and pulled at his tiger skin skirt. "Monkey, be careful what you say." The old cow tried his best to open his eyes and looked at the monkey, and finally closed them in despair. The monkey sighed and looked at me. "Thank you." I knew he was thanking me for not killing him, so I shook my head. "Brother, be early Once you hit the road and get the scriptures, you will truly be brothers. " Monkeys have no words. On the day when the monkey became a Buddha, I was even happier than the monkey. I fly to thirty-six Chongtian, set foot on the Lingxiao Palace. While we were drinking and drinking, I saw the monkey's figure. The monkey has no golden hoop or stick. He is wearing a cassock and bearing the name of Buddha. His words were full of Zen language, and all the guests at the banquet were moved. It would be a happy thing for a monkey to become a Buddha, but that day I saw him look like Vino Son, I have an idea for no reason: he gained a lot and lost even more. 3. In the end, I didn't understand what Bajie meant by big things. I went to see the Buddhist altar. It is located in Aolai Kingdom. It is just an ordinary place. There are no residents or monks around the Buddhist altar, and I don't know who it is. Build. The general who investigated the case said that Bajie had eaten something bad and had a bad appetite. The body dies. This statement is so ridiculous. What kind of food can be eaten bad? A pig's stomach? After returning to Tiangong, the boy reported to me that there was a big beard half an hour ago. Monk Zi came to me with a hurried expression, as if something was urgent. "What does the monk look like?" "He has a full beard and holds a light stick." I was stunned for a moment. I knew that it was not a lamp stick, but a demon-quenching treasure stick. This is the golden-bodied Arhat Bodhisattva Shawujing. "Where are the others?" "I'll leave first when you don't see me." The boy reported truthfully. From his arms He took out a purple scroll, and there was a faint ring on the scroll, which was obviously It was some kind of seal. "This is what the guest left for you, let me make sure into your hands I took the scroll and took a quick look, but I couldn't see the doorway to the seal. Me He put away the scroll and was about to go back to his room to study it carefully when he heard a rumor coming from outside the house. There were bursts of footsteps. I stood up to greet me, only to see heavenly soldiers and generals blocking my mansion. It was my father Li Jing, and he looked at me with a frown. "My child, have you ever seen the golden Arhat Bodhisattva Sha Wu Jing?" I knew he was nothing, so I told him the truth, but in telling him, I concealed the truth about Zi The matter of the erotic scroll. After hearing this, Li Jing had no doubts. He said seriously. "My child, if later If you see Sha Wujing, don't show mercy, you must arrest him and bring him to justice!" "Father, why?" I asked curiously. Li Jing looked terrified. "He stole the Jade Emperor's treasure and will never be able to redeem it even if he dies." If you encounter someone, you don't need to report back, just kill him directly. " I was shocked: It was such a big mistake? Thinking back then, when I broke the glass lamp, the most precious treasure of the palace, I was just reincarnated into the mortal world. This time he actually wanted his soul to be destroyed? 4. The heavenly soldiers and generals were dispatched en masse, but even the body of Sha Monk and Bodhisattva could not withstand it. Passed. I personally visited the scene where Sha Seng was captured, and the sky was full of gods and Buddhas taking action at the same time. Beat Sha Monk's golden body of Bodhisattva to pieces. When he was dying, he didn't look at me, but looked up to the sky and screamed. "Big Brother!" After he shouted these words, I looked at the fighting Buddha Sun Wukong beside me. In front of him Without any expression, he fell from the sky and shattered Sha Monk's Heavenly Spirit Cap with one palm. During the two days after returning to the mansion, I lived in a state of panic. I looked at my hands The purple picture scroll suddenly had a premonition: This is the treasure that Sha Monk stole. Things. My servant is very loyal. After being tortured by immortals for a few times, he finally hid the secret. Come down. Why did Sha Seng give me this thing? How can I help him? I looked at the purple seal on the scroll and had no clue This seal was obviously added to the scroll by Sha Wujing. As for the specific reason Because, I'm afraid the seal is used to remind me of some secret things. What is he going to remind me? There are very few things related to this honest monk. The Road to the West There seems to be only one image of hard work and hard work. Somehow, I suddenly thought To Sha Wujing's cry when he was dying. "Big Brother!" But he knew clearly that his senior brother would not save him. His senior brother had already The Sutra is the Buddha who jumped out of the three realms. Or maybe, that sentence was not meant for him. I had a flash of inspiration, and my whole body was trembling with excitement from this idea. Maybe this sentence The words were said to me? I held the purple scroll and slowly chanted: "Big brother" There was a flash of purple light, and the seal shattered. 5. A picture popped out of the scroll. The place on the picture was very familiar to me. That was the place where Sun Wukong and I fought for the first time. Huaguoshan, Shuiliandong. But this painting is probably the scene after studying the scriptures, with mountains and plains full of peach blossoms Flowers bloomed and everything revived, except for the monkeys. It sounds ridiculous if there is not a single monkey up and down the Huaguo Mountain. I dare not neglect the things that Sha Wujing entrusted to him before he died. I put the pictures away, Flying on the clouds towards Huaguo Mountain. After a while, we arrived at the blessed land of Huaguo Mountain. There is a ravine covered with vines and green grass on all sides. It is Baichuanhui Chuqing The pillar of heaven has its root in the earth that will never move for all eternity. There is a waterfall in Huaguo Mountain. Behind the waterfall is a stone tablet. On the stone tablet it should be written There should be a "Monkey King" hanging next to it, and a flag of "Monkey King" hanging upside down. Son. I stepped into the waterfall, but saw that there was nothing in the water curtain cave. I'm curious Suddenly, I saw the purple light of the picture blooming. In an instant, the pictures followed the sound, and my eyes The scene in front of me was spinning. When I came back to my senses, it was a completely different world. Land "Where is this?" Ghosts cry, wolves howl, hell on earth. In front of me was a thin body with several iron chains as thick as wrists. Which body's pipa bone has been pierced? A flying sword pierces back and forth, straightening the body Worn to pieces. "Who are you?" I was shocked. What kind of punishment should this be? The body sneered a few times. "Haha, who is here? My grandson is the Monkey King, the Monkey King!" 6. No, it's impossible! Didn't Sun Wukong become a Buddha long ago? I looked at this pitch-black body, my whole body was shaking unconsciously, it was so cold. And fear even got into the gaps between my teeth, and my upper and lower teeth were constantly rubbing against each other. Tremble. "Nezha?" He glanced at me and asked in surprise, "Why is it you?" "Yes, it's me. " "How did you get here?" The man asked. "Usually it's the Jade Emperor's son who Come alone, watch me suffer and have fun. Could it be that you were sent by the Jade Emperor's son? Yes? No, no one sent by the Jade Emperor will send you. What's horrifying is that, as much as I don't want to believe it, this person may It's really Sun Wukong. Then who became the Buddha? I tried my best to calm down and used my magical power to smash the flying sword. "Tell me, why are you here?" "Why am I here?" The monkey laughed angrily. "Back then I I made an agreement with the Jade Emperor that as long as I escort Tang Monk to the west to obtain Buddhist scriptures, I will protect my demon clan. One side is prosperous. For this reason, I did not hesitate to harm my brother, the Bull Demon King, but unexpectedly

When a bald donkey came into the world, he said that he was the only one in heaven and on earth. I was very unhappy after hearing this. I want to kill his head. At this time, an old man named Taishang stood up and said that since Yin Youqi enlightened the sage, he promoted talents in any way. He is willing to turn the wild beasts into Taoism and collect the bald donkeys. I obeyed. Many years later, the bald donkey released a monkey. The three realms are uneasy! My face was swollen! I was still too young at that time. It is said that the Haotian Jade Emperor is the supreme being of the three realms. In my opinion, I am not as good as the human emperor of the lower world. I want to see a song and dance, and the Golden Mother gives me a look. The three worlds are in uproar. I wanted to start a banquet, but the bald donkey let a monkey go. I have been very unhappy as the Jade Emperor these years. My sister stole someone. My daughter is a thief. My niece stole someone. My daughter stole someone again. Over the years, my relatives have been stealing people. My face has been completely humiliated. I recognize all of this. I began to make a rubber stamp with peace of mind, a clay statue of the god. I think that from now on, the world will be at peace. But now There is a rumor in the Three Realms that my Golden Mother from Yaochi had a tryst with Chang'e. Spread throughout the three realms, I know it last. This is really unreasonable! Don't use me as dry food. I am angry, Fake phoenix, this is simply a mockery of the three realms, I am incompetent. It is tolerable, but what is intolerable? I want to destroy the Golden Mother. At this time, an old man named Taibai said, why not take this opportunity to accept Chang'e in order to secure the Three Realms? This old guy is such a considerate person. My years of training are not in vain. It scratches my itch every time. Just right, just right. Within the Three Realms, this old guy understands my heart best! So I calmed down. I want to take this opportunity to get what I want. In the lower world, there is still a beautiful woman named Ehuang, and it is a good story. The human emperor in the lower realm, with three palaces and six courtyards, feels so uncomfortable. But I have been facing the Golden Mother for thousands of years. She has a thousand beauties and a thousand good things. I'm tired of seeing it too. I'm very unhappy, A bald donkey can touch it, I can't touch it? Why? However, Mother Jin is very strict. Still a jealous person. All three realms know this. They didn't say anything, Everyone is watching, Look at my joke. My face, Like a rag, It took tens of millions of years, It was already rotten. My eyes occasionally glance at a certain female fairy She gave me eye drops. I have coveted Chang'e for a long time. This is what I say from the bottom of my heart, But it is known to all three worlds. My heaven, It really sucks.