Let You Be a Heavenly Master and Cremate You in the Crematorium According to Taoism?

Let You Be a Heavenly Master and Cremate You in the Crematorium According to Taoism?

by Offended You

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143Kwords66chapters
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Ch. 66终点站:黄泉路口
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About This Novel

Traveling through the parallel world, Lin Ye awakened to the "Longhu Mountain Celestial Master System". System mission: [Shock the world by showing Taoist magical powers and revive the Taoist incense! ] However, seeing the money in his pocket that was cleaner than his face, Lin Ye joined the city funeral parlor and became a glorious cremator. As a result, the style of painting completely went astray! When the incinerator suddenly breaks down, the family loses control of their emotions. Lin Ye: "Don't worry, Pindao has the Samadhi True Fire, which is environmentally friendly and smoke-free. It will be available soon!" Everyone: "???" When the body that was delivered suddenly transformed into a corpse, the corpse roared angrily. Lin Ye hit the Five Thunder Zhengfa with his backhand and achieved physical transcendence: "What are you shouting for? No matter whether you are dead or alive, if you enter my furnace, you will be turned into ashes!" Zombie: "..." In the middle of the night, all kinds of people were traveling at night, trying to storm the funeral home. Lin Ye turned on the golden light spell, illuminating the entire crematorium like daylight: "You want me to work overtime without giving you overtime pay? Roll them all into the urn!" Netizen A: "I asked you to go to the heavenly master to slay demons, why are you trying to improve your performance in the crematorium?" Netizen B: "How can this be a crematorium? This is clearly the underworld's office in the human world!" Weird C: "Please, I would rather go to the 18th level of hell than go to Lin Ye's crematorium. He really dares to use thunder!" Facing the interview, Lin Ye helplessly spread his hands: "Everyone must believe in science. I am really just an ordinary cremator. Those are just special effects." "Hey, hey, don't run away with that corpse, that's the client's second uncle!"

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萦风
萦风_Ee2mo ago

The delivery boss has a look! ! !

This book is very imaginative, and its results are pretty good. Has it been put into the book to make a profit? It will be on the shelves at midnight tomorrow night, and you can apply for an alias! ! ! Please recommend! ! !

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Dustless💠heart2mo ago

It's fun and can last all day

Keep up the quality. Follow more updates and vote more.

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书友
书友202312299777002mo ago

It looks okay. Please update quickly. I'll finish it in a while.

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Dazzling You1mo ago

Get rid of the heroine Su Qingge

Get rid of the heroine Su Qingge, stop writing it, and take her offline.

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My Heart is Colder Than a Butcher's Knife1mo ago

Don't like system 009

1: I don't like it. There are systematic reasons. The protagonist is just a puppet. Opportunity does not use brain planning, just sends it directly. Ability will not be developed using the brain, but created using the brain, and will be given directly. 2: I also don't like novels that start with the second generation of rich people and the cultivation of great emperors. Opportunities will come as they come, they are invincible and have no innovative imagination. If I travel to the world of cultivating immortals, even useless spiritual roots can counterattack and become a god. Plasma (Valkyrie's Tesla), compressed density (brother's black hole nuclear explosion), biological research (Hokage's Orochimaru),... Have you read so many books in vain? Why can others thrive without a system, but what about their brains? 009

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